It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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