Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Randomize
