if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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