She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
this is an emotional support booty call
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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