hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
