i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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