What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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