is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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