Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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