Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
