Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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