He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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