I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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