Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
