Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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