Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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