so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
