Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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