Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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