Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dignity is for republicans.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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