So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
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