I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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