I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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