That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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