fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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