Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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