never play flip cup with pint glasses
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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