Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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