But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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