Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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