ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
