Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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