I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
