what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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