Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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