Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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