There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I enjoy the company of your penis
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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