remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
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I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
