She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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