Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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