PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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