Do you still have your period?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
false alarm, still single
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