We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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