What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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