My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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