What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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