i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
