Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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