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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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