I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
