dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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